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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- May 25)

  Today commences a big, three-day, Memorial Day weekend!!!  What are your plans???

a.) I'm gonna get all meth'ed-up and re-enact the Trayvon Martin - George Zimmerman case with my neighbors!!  Wooo-hoooo!!!

b.) I'm gonna watch only the best, most sacred, war movies to commemorate this special weekend.  Specifically, I shall be viewing Hot Shots! Part Deux and Down Periscope.

  c.) I'm gonna light my dick on fire and sing the "Star Spangled Banner."

d.) I'm gonna do what I do every Memorial Day Weekend- drink shitloads of beer and pass out in a kiddy pool; filling up said pool with my own foamy vomit.  U-S-A!!  U-S-A!!