Today commences a big, three-day, Memorial Day weekend!!! What are your plans???
a.) I'm gonna get all meth'ed-up and re-enact the Trayvon Martin - George Zimmerman case with my neighbors!! Wooo-hoooo!!!
b.) I'm gonna watch only the best, most sacred, war movies to commemorate this special weekend. Specifically, I shall be viewing Hot Shots! Part Deux and Down Periscope.
c.) I'm gonna light my dick on fire and sing the "Star Spangled Banner."
d.) I'm gonna do what I do every Memorial Day Weekend- drink shitloads of beer and pass out in a kiddy pool; filling up said pool with my own foamy vomit. U-S-A!! U-S-A!!