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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- May 24)

  How awful does the Rock Of Ages movie look?

a.) It'll be as bad as the new Twilight movie:  Twilight 4- Jizzum (23%)

  b.) I'd rather have my former grade school gym teacher, Mr. Gurney, touch my privates...again. (24%)

c.) It looks worse than my Uncle Drake whose eye brows were blasted off in the Great War. (26%)

d.) Actually, I kind of want to see it.  And while watching it, I plan to shove metal spikes in my hiney.  What?  That's what I do every Friday. (27%)