I'm going to see The Pirates! Band of Misfits today with my little guy, Stanley Mac. What should I expect?
a.) At some point in the movie, Stan will slam my skull with my car keys and laugh as my brain bleeds and I go in and out of consciousness. (23%)
b.) The elderly people behind us will tell us to quiet down as both my child and myself will throw our soda's at their noses. (24%)
c.) The ticket-checking teenager will shine his flashlight on us, at which point we'll give him the middle finger and dump our buckets of popcorn over his head and yell "NERD!" (25%)
d.) We'll exit noisily, screaming at the audience, "This movie sucks anyway!", before stopping to light the screen on fire. FIN. (28%)