Did you see the solar eclipse yesterday?
a.) I would have seen it...but I misplaced my eye-balls. (24%)
b.) No, I was busy hacking the legs off of a local dentist and feeding them to my overly-hungry plant, Seymour. PS- my plant...is a REAL fucking asshole!! (25%)
c.) I don't really care for astronomy. My favorite science is cumology- The Study of Jizz. (25%)
d.) I would have looked at it but I had to bail my dad out of jail for gluing thumb tacks to the outside of the Braille Institute. (26%)