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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- May 21)

  Did you see the solar eclipse yesterday?

a.) I would have seen it...but I misplaced my eye-balls. (24%)

b.) No, I was busy hacking the legs off of a local dentist and feeding them to my overly-hungry plant, Seymour.  PS- my plant...is a REAL fucking asshole!! (25%)

c.) I don't really care for astronomy.  My favorite science is cumology- The Study of Jizz. (25%)

d.) I would have looked at it but I had to bail my dad out of jail for gluing thumb tacks to the outside of the Braille Institute. (26%)