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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- May 18)

  I'm going to the Bamboozle Festival in Asbury Park today.  How much fun will this be?

a.) A SHIT-load of fun, David!  Make sure you don't eat too many mushrooms before the show, though! (20%)

b.) Why are you pupils so big, David????  I TOLD you not to eat so many mushrooms, Cum-Face!! (20%)

c.) Oh, look what you did now, David, you shit yourself and pissed all over Skrillex's turn-table!!  I FUCKING TOLD you not to eat the 'shrooms, David!!! (20%)

d.) And now your head has swelled up to the size of a hot hair balloon and is slowly engulfing the entire fucking festival, David!!!  Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! (20%)

e.) ...Shit.  I think I ate too many mushrooms, David. (20%)