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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- May 5/17/12)

  How are you feeling?

a.) I'm fine, Dave, thanks for asking.  I just got a bump in pay at my job as a sex slave/torture victim/jizz bucket for the Trump Family.

b.) Things could be better, David.  The humanoid-robot that I was building finally attained the ability to simulate human emotions...and when he did...he told me that I was a, and I quote, "big, fat, dick-face."

c.) I'm not doing so well, Davey Mac.  The midget I was keeping in my basement as a pet died due to lack of sunlight.  Damnit!

d.) Things are G-R-R-R-R-R-R-REAT!!!!  I'm Tony The Tiger...and I'm fucking DRUNK!!!  Roooarrrr!!!!