How are you feeling?
a.) I'm fine, Dave, thanks for asking. I just got a bump in pay at my job as a sex slave/torture victim/jizz bucket for the Trump Family.
b.) Things could be better, David. The humanoid-robot that I was building finally attained the ability to simulate human emotions...and when he did...he told me that I was a, and I quote, "big, fat, dick-face."
c.) I'm not doing so well, Davey Mac. The midget I was keeping in my basement as a pet died due to lack of sunlight. Damnit!
d.) Things are G-R-R-R-R-R-R-REAT!!!! I'm Tony The Tiger...and I'm fucking DRUNK!!! Roooarrrr!!!!