What do you think will happen in the game of politics in November?
a.) Obama will remain in office...and then go about legalizing fartage (the marriage between two farts). (26%)
b.) Romney will win the Presidency, immediately knock down the Washington Monument, and build a statue of himself, pissing on children. (24%)
c.) A third party will win...and that third party will be Third Eye Blind...who will then make "Semi-Charmed Life" into the new American National Anthem. (22%)
d.) David McDonald will become the President and instantly declare a "War On Jerks." (28%)