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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- May 15)

  What do you think will happen in the game of politics in November?

a.) Obama will remain in office...and then go about legalizing fartage (the marriage between two farts). (26%)

b.) Romney will win the Presidency, immediately knock down the Washington Monument, and build a statue of himself, pissing on children. (24%)

c.) A third party will win...and that third party will be Third Eye Blind...who will then make "Semi-Charmed Life" into the new American National Anthem. (22%)

d.) David McDonald will become the President and instantly declare a "War On Jerks."  (28%)