What did you do for Mother's Day?
a.) I bought my mom a flower pot...and then blew it up with dynamite. (She likes watching things explode.) Ka-fucking-BOOM, Mom!!! Hahahahahaha!!!! (25%)
b.) I don't have a mother. She left us when we were young children to become a Whore-Acrobat in Uncle Steamy's Suck 'N' Fuck Circus. Oh, mother! (25%)
c.) We just sat home and watched a movie- "Big Butts, Triangle Tits, and Cases of Cum, Part IV" (26%)
d.) I wrote a nice card to my mom telling her how much I adore her and asking her if I could borrow twenty bucks for my "dog's operation" which she damn-well knows is a lie and instead the cash will be going straight to my meth habbit!! Thanks, Mommy!!! (24%)