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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- May 11)

  I'm thinking of doing a few things this weekend.  Which seems like the most fun?

a.) Asking the local armless guy who hangs out in front of 7-11 if he wants to play patty cake.

b.) Going for another round of drunk-high-nude-unbathed-farty miniature golf.

c.) Taking my dog to the Museum Of Famous Dogs Who Were Put To Sleep.

d.) All of the above...and prepare for jail time.