I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! was a weird name for a condiment. But it was NOT the strangest. Which one of these little-known condiment names was more bizarre?
a.) I Can't Believe There's Jizz In My Mayo! (25%)
b.) We Made This Salsa With Farts! (24%)
c.) This Ketchup Tastes Likes Pussy Blood! (25%)
d.) I Can't Understand Why There's Shit In My Mustard! (26%)