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Poll-verizing! (Dave poll of the Day- May 10)

  I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! was a weird name for a condiment.  But it was NOT the strangest.  Which one of these little-known condiment names was more bizarre?

a.) I Can't Believe There's Jizz In My Mayo! (25%)

b.) We Made This Salsa With Farts! (24%)

c.) This Ketchup Tastes Likes Pussy Blood! (25%)

d.) I Can't Understand Why There's Shit In My Mustard! (26%)