I just realized that I really don't like commuting into the city. What can I do to make my commute shorter?
a.) You can buy a magic carpet and shove it up your ass, David, you unrealistic cum-head!!! (24%)
b.) Why don't you get a job closer to your house, Dave? ...For instance, maybe you could be a roadside shit salesman. You know, one of those people who sells feces on the side of the road. Man, I'm drunk as fuck right now. (26%)
c.) I don't like commuting either, Davey Mac. That's why I work at home. I run an online-nude-Star-Wars-characters-pottery business. I don't make a lot of money. (27%)
d.) I still live with my parents and jerk off thrice a day!! (23%)