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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- May 4)

  Today is International Star Wars Day!  May the Fourth be with you!  How are you going to celebrate?

a.) I'm gonna dress my pet bunnies to look like Ewoks and then I will blow them up in the backyard. (24%)

b.) Taking a page from Luke and Leia, I plan to fuck my sister on top of a dead Tauntaun. (25%)

c.) I usually dress up like a Rancor monster and try to bite the heads off children.  I've been arrested many times. (25%)

d.) I don't do anything special.  I just watch the movies with my friends and when any scene with Chewbacca comes on, we turn down the lights and perform a circle jerk while chanting a prayer in Wookie-an. (26%)