It's raining here in Jersey. What do you like to do on a rainy day?
a.) Watch a movie...most notably Lord of the Butt-Bangers: Fellowship of the Butt (23%)
b.) I bake some delicious cookies in the oven, and then haphazardly forget to turn the oven off...a fire usually ensues...rubble...can I crash at your place for a couple of weeks? (24%)
c.) We play crossword puzzles. The "we" I am referring to, by the way, is my invisible friend Charles and his sex slave Rita. (26%)
d.) I make a nice large bowl of chili, knock on my neighbor's door, and when he answers, I throw the bowl of chili in his face and fart on his head. That's what you get for ratting me out to the land-lord because of my propane grill, Frank, you fucking cock-sucker!!!! (27%)