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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- May 3)

  It's raining here in Jersey.  What do you like to do on a rainy day?

a.) Watch a movie...most notably Lord of the Butt-Bangers: Fellowship of the Butt (23%)

b.) I bake some delicious cookies in the oven, and then haphazardly forget to turn the oven off...a fire usually ensues...rubble...can I crash at your place for a couple of weeks? (24%)

c.) We play crossword puzzles.  The "we" I am referring to, by the way, is my invisible friend Charles and his sex slave Rita. (26%)

d.) I make a nice large bowl of chili, knock on my neighbor's door, and when he answers, I throw the bowl of chili in his face and fart on his head.  That's what you get for ratting me out to the land-lord because of my propane grill, Frank, you fucking cock-sucker!!!! (27%)