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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- May 2)

  What do you do when you're feeling blue?

a.) I put pencils so far up my nose that the lead leaks into my brain and causes a feeling of euphoria!  Gotta go, it's sharpening time! (24%)

b.) Sometimes I go to the lake with my hockey mask on and spy on teenagers.  And if they start necking, it's BOOM!!  My pitchfork right in their esophagus! (25%)

  c.) I never feel blue.  But that's because I'm GOLD-dust.  If anything, my wrestling ass feels sexy!! (25%)

  d.) When I am feeling down I do what most normal folks do...I tie my dick to a tree and sprint as fast as I can until I see blood. (26%)