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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- April 30)

  I think this is gonna be a good week!  What do you think?

a.) I think it'll be a good week only if my teeth and fingernails stop falling off!!  I knew I shouldn't have gone into that fucking teleporter with that God-Damned fly!!! (22%)

b.) It's gonna be a GREAT week!!  I just found ten bucks in the back pocket of the mailman I hit in the head with a hammer! (25%)

c.) The week is gonna be just ok.  On the one hand, I got a new job.  On the other hand, the job is as a Professional Needles-In-The-Dick Model. (sigh) (26%)

d.) I can't wait for this week to begin!  I finally get to re-fill my prescription of memory lapse medicine!!  I can't wait for this week to begin!  I finally get to re-fill my prescription of memory lapse medicine!!  I can't wait for this week to begin!  I finally get to re-fill my prescription of memory lapse medicine!! (27%)