It's Friday!! Any plans?
a.) I'm doin' what I do every Friday, dawg- goin' hiiiighin' and alien watchin'!!! Weeeeeeee!! (23%)
b.) I was thinking doing something nice for someone. Maybe I'll jack off into my next door neighbor's mailbox. What? I heard they're trying to get pregnant. (26%)
c.) I have no plans. I'm just gonna keep working on Naked Ted Bundy jigsaw puzzle. (26%)
d.) I have ringside seats to Friday Night Farts!!! P.U.!!!!! (25%)