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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- April 27)

  It's Friday!!  Any plans?

a.) I'm doin' what I do every Friday, dawg- goin' hiiiighin' and alien watchin'!!!  Weeeeeeee!! (23%)

b.) I was thinking doing something nice for someone.  Maybe I'll jack off into my next door neighbor's mailbox.  What?  I heard they're trying to get pregnant. (26%)

c.) I have no plans.  I'm just gonna keep working on Naked Ted Bundy jigsaw puzzle. (26%)

d.) I have ringside seats to Friday Night Farts!!!  P.U.!!!!! (25%)