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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- April 26)

  I'm having crazy allergy attacks.  Do you have any solutions?

a.) Stick your head in a barrel of tar and fart three times.  That's what my uncle did.  Of course, he died when he was 29. (21%)

b.) Go to the doctor and punch him in the cock. (24%)

c.) Cut your nose off and replace it with a carrot. (26%)

d.) We have an old tradition- eat some peppers and shoot anything that moves in your backyard.  It doesn't work so much for allergies but you kill a shitload of squirrels that way! (29%)