Is it too early in the morning to eat a whole sub?
a.) Fuck no, Davey Mac! After all, this is the time of day that I usually smoke my crack!! Whoooo-yaaaaa!!! (24%)
b.) I wouldn't eat a sub at seven in the morning, David. Not responsible. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to drive drunk to I.H.O.P. ...Adios! (25%)
c.) I don't like sub sandwiches. Too much bread. I'm on a no-carb diet where I only eat the feces of toddlers...and I've lost six pounds! (27%)
d.) I would like to answer your poll question, Dave, but my dick is stuck in a beehive. (24%)