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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- April 24)

  Is it too early in the morning to eat a whole sub?

a.) Fuck no, Davey Mac!  After all, this is the time of day that I usually smoke my crack!!  Whoooo-yaaaaa!!! (24%)

b.) I wouldn't eat a sub at seven in the morning, David.  Not responsible.  Now if you'll excuse me, I have to drive drunk to I.H.O.P.   ...Adios! (25%)

c.) I don't like sub sandwiches.  Too much bread.  I'm on a no-carb diet where I only eat the feces of toddlers...and I've lost six pounds! (27%)

  d.) I would like to answer your poll question, Dave, but my dick is stuck in a beehive. (24%)