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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- April 23)

  I am tired.  Help me.

a.) No, I'm busy planting my puppy garden. (22%)

b.) OK, after I jerk off to this "M.A.S.H." episode. (26%)

c.) I'll help you but only if you give me a box of pocket pussies for my science project. (25%)

d.) I can't help you, fingers have fallen off. (27%)