I am tired. Help me.
a.) No, I'm busy planting my puppy garden. (22%)
b.) OK, after I jerk off to this "M.A.S.H." episode. (26%)
c.) I'll help you but only if you give me a box of pocket pussies for my science project. (25%)
d.) I can't help you, David...my fingers have fallen off. (27%)