It was really hot yesterday. It's going to be hot today. How can I cool off?
a.) Go jump in a lake and sink to the bottom, David, you jerk!!!
b.) Remove your clothing. Just don't forget that you are nude when you go outside to get the mail this time, Davey Mac, you fucking creep!!!
c.) Take some ice pops and shove them into your dick-hole, Mr. Dave.
d.) Go find a Slurpee machine and start fucking it, FSG!!!!