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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- April 13)

  Today is Friday the 13th!!!  Oooohhh!!  Are you spooked out?!?!

a.) No...but I am cozy...so cozy that I am reading this poll, David, with no clothes on...yeah, baby...you just keep givin' us some poll options...yeahhhhhh...nice and slow, Diddy Mac... (22%)

b.) I am spooked!  Especially considering that I'm sitting next to two dead people who may or may not be my landlord and his wife who I may or may not have just stabbed to death!! Bwlrkepofkwfkwfds!!!!! (23%)

c.) I don't believe in the Friday the 13th myth.  I DO, however, believe in the myth of Friday the Fourteenth, and how a giant Crab-Man named Denny will eat my eye balls if I don't put a bucket of shrimp under my bed for him at midnight. (28%)

d.) I don't have time for this nonsense.  I'm playing my dog in Parcheesi...and he's winning. (27%)