Today is Friday the 13th!!! Oooohhh!! Are you spooked out?!?!
a.) No...but I am cozy...so cozy that I am reading this poll, David, with no clothes on...yeah, baby...you just keep givin' us some poll options...yeahhhhhh...nice and slow, Diddy Mac... (22%)
b.) I am spooked! Especially considering that I'm sitting next to two dead people who may or may not be my landlord and his wife who I may or may not have just stabbed to death!! Bwlrkepofkwfkwfds!!!!! (23%)
c.) I don't believe in the Friday the 13th myth. I DO, however, believe in the myth of Friday the Fourteenth, and how a giant Crab-Man named Denny will eat my eye balls if I don't put a bucket of shrimp under my bed for him at midnight. (28%)
d.) I don't have time for this nonsense. I'm playing my dog in Parcheesi...and he's winning. (27%)