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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- April 12)

  One hundred years ago this very week the Titanic sank in the Atlantic Ocean.  What would you have done had you been on that boat?

a.) I would have ordered that shitty band to play some Floyd!!!  Sure, the group wouldn't exist for fifty-plus years, but fuck it, I'm gonna die, dawg!!!  Have a cigar!!! (27%)

b.) Rape, rape, and more rape!!! (25%)

c.) I would have jumped in the ocean and then went pee-pee in the water to warm it up!  And then maybe a little poo-poo, too!! (20%)

d.) I would have skull-fucked that asshole captain for fucking us over!!!  I mean, who the fuck can't swerve out of the way of a God-Damn ice berg?!?!  They don't fucking MOVE, Captain, you piece of shit!!! (28%)