One hundred years ago this very week the Titanic sank in the Atlantic Ocean. What would you have done had you been on that boat?
a.) I would have ordered that shitty band to play some Floyd!!! Sure, the group wouldn't exist for fifty-plus years, but fuck it, I'm gonna die, dawg!!! Have a cigar!!! (27%)
b.) Rape, rape, and more rape!!! (25%)
c.) I would have jumped in the ocean and then went pee-pee in the water to warm it up! And then maybe a little poo-poo, too!! (20%)
d.) I would have skull-fucked that asshole captain for fucking us over!!! I mean, who the fuck can't swerve out of the way of a God-Damn ice berg?!?! They don't fucking MOVE, Captain, you piece of shit!!! (28%)