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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- April 11)

  What is your philosophy on life elsewhere in the universe?

a.) I believe in aliens...and I want to fuck each and every one of them. (23%)

b.) There is no such thing as extra-terrestrial life...there IS, however, a Sasquatch named Ernie living in my closet. (25%)

c.) I think the Star-Travelers (that's what I call them) exist...and are looking for my pot.  Hands off, you green-gray fuckers, or I'll put my fucking shotgun in your mouths and go BLAM!!! (27%)

d.) I just like jerking off to "E.T." (25%)