I have my big audition as an extra in some James Franco movie today! What should I wear?
a.) Try PANTS for a change, David, you bloody groper!!! (21%)
b.) Anything that doesn't have blood on it, you fucking creep!!! (23%)
c.) Whatever you do, don't wear the article of clothing that you disturbingly call your "Jizz-Hoodie". (27%)
d.) For God's sake, we're begging you to wear some fucking pants, weirdo!!!!! (29%)