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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- April 10)

  I have my big audition as an extra in some James Franco movie today!  What should I wear?

a.) Try PANTS for a change, David, you bloody groper!!! (21%)

b.) Anything that doesn't have blood on it, you fucking creep!!! (23%)

c.) Whatever you do, don't wear the article of clothing that you disturbingly call your "Jizz-Hoodie". (27%)

d.) For God's sake, we're begging you to wear some fucking pants, weirdo!!!!! (29%)