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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- April 9)

  I ate so much Easter candy that now I feel as sick as a poop.

a.) That's what you get for mixing Sour Patch Kids and Chocolate, you suicidal bastard!!!! (24%)

b.) Try farting a works for my Uncle Gas-Face!! (26%)

c.) Stick your fingers down your throat and vomiting...or better yet, stick your fingers down your dick-hole and make your dick throw up! (23%)

d.) Try eating a palate a kitten...or your grandmother... (27%)