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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- April 6)

  It's Easter this Sunday!  Do you have any special plans?

a.) I'm gonna dye a bunch of eggs and shove 'em up my ass, Davey Mac!!

b.) I'm gonna get my rifle and sit in my backyard and if I see some God-Damn fruitcake rabbit trespassing on my property---BLAMMO!!!!!!

c.) I'm gonna throw water balloons at anyone wearing an Easter bonnet.

d.) I'm gonna fart on two hundred jelly beans.