I think I may go fishing this morning. Is this a good idea?
a.) You'll probably end up drowning, David, you nitwit. (9%)
b.) You should say a Hail Mary every time you put your hook in the water like Fredo from "Godfather II". Afterall, things really turned out fucking splendid for HIM!!!!! (20%)
c.) Make sure you pack a cooler of beer, a couple sandwiches, some pot, a few tabs of acid, a bag full of coke, morphine, a shotgun, rope, a midget, a baby deer, and a tiny box containing urine. It's the only way to fish, Davey!!!! (38%)
d.) I don't like fishing because I get embarrassed when the fish watch me masturbate in the boat. (33%)