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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- April 2)

  Can you believe it's April already?

a.) Yeah, asshole!!  I use a daily "Garfield" calendar!!  So this whole "can you believe it's April" shit doesn't fly with me!!!  Look!!  Garfield just made fun of Odie!!!  Hahahahaha!!!! (32%)

 

b.) I do not believe it's April!  I also do not believe that:

* we landed on the moon

* my eyes don't have tiny cameras in them

* my cousin Bart isn't Jesus (35%)

 

c.) I can tell you one thing that I definitely believe- I just farted!! (33%)