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We ROCK it HARD! We touch it SOFT! Davey Mac to squash the shit out of Sirius XM on Saturday!!

  Yeah, honey pies!!!  The Davey Mac Sports Program XL is gonna pet the SHIT out of Sirius XM Satellite Radio, LIVE, on Saturday!!!  Tune in to the Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206, XM 105) at 7 PM (EST) for a petting so good that the world of Satellite Radio will say: "Who is this giant red-headed man who keeps petting me and whispering creepily in my ear that he likes my butt?"  It's East Side Davey Mac McDonald, sweet child, that's who the fuck it is!!!  Topics for this week's episode include:

* Why putting ice cream sprinkles on roadkill isn't a good enough reason to eat it.

* Professor Nathan Choke Phd. discusses his new book: "My Wife Fucked A-Rod and 87 Other Crushing Disappointments In My Life"

* We'll give you the six easy steps of how to clean up a squirrel that has mysteriously exploded in your kitchen!

* Host Gary Martin of the new cable channel CUM chats about his game show- Jizzles!

* Celebrity Chef Francois Lumeire farts on a cake and then eats it!

* Is it right to push an old woman into traffic?  We ask our expert panel of retarded people!

* And Soap Opera star John Turkey discusses his new revealing autobiography- "I Like To Put Dynamite In Squirrels' Asses And Then Throw The Squirrels Into Strangers' Kitchens"

See you Saturday on Sirius XM!!!!