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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 28)

  I hit my dick on a desk this morning...and it still hurts.

a.) That's what you get for rooting against Tim Tebow, David.  God is punishing you!  (21%)

b.) Big deal, Dave, I slammed my cock-hole into a cactus needle yesterday.  Cry me a fucking river!!!  (20%)

  c.) You probably did it on purpose, Davey Mac, you desk-fucking weirdo!!!!  (19%)

d.) At least you're not Corey Shittin' Feldman, Diddy!!!  (19%)

e.) I just farted.  (21%)