I burnt my finger really bad yesterday when making my steak. What should I do to relieve the pain?
a.) Suck the burn. Yeahhhhh...ohhhhh yeahhhhh...that's right...suck it nice, Davey Mac...yeaahhhhhhhhhhh... (23%)
b.) Chop your finger off and stick it straight up your ass, Shit-Knees!!! (27%)
c.) Burn your other nine fingers so that they feel equal. (24%)
d.) Displace the pain the way the Navy Seals do. In other words, if your finger is hurting, put your dick in a fan. That's what I do. (26%)