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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 27)

  I burnt my finger really bad yesterday when making my steak.  What should I do to relieve the pain?

a.) Suck the burn.  Yeahhhhh...ohhhhh yeahhhhh...that's right...suck it nice, Davey Mac...yeaahhhhhhhhhhh... (23%)

b.) Chop your finger off and stick it straight up your ass, Shit-Knees!!! (27%)

  c.) Burn your other nine fingers so that they feel equal. (24%)

d.) Displace the pain the way the Navy Seals do.  In other words, if your finger is hurting, put your dick in a fan.  That's what I do. (26%)