"The Hunger Games" was the number one movie over the weekend. Did you see it?
a.) No, I was watching March Madness at home. (22%)
b.) I didn't watch "The Hunger Games" over the weekend but I did view "The Cumger Dames" starring Vivica Jizz, Samantha Pussy and Luke Dick. (24%)
c.) My eyes were burned out of my head by kidnappers...thus, no movies for ME, pal! (26%)
d.) I skipped it because it hits too close to home. I, too, had to suck lots of dicks in order for my village to survive. Huh? Oh, sorry, I thought we were still talking about "The Cumger Dames". (28%)