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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 26)

  "The Hunger Games" was the number one movie over the weekend.  Did you see it?

a.) No, I was watching March Madness at home. (22%)

b.) I didn't watch "The Hunger Games" over the weekend but I did view "The Cumger Dames" starring Vivica Jizz, Samantha Pussy and Luke Dick. (24%)

c.) My eyes were burned out of my head by kidnappers...thus, no movies for ME, pal! (26%)

d.) I skipped it because it hits too close to home.  I, too, had to suck lots of dicks in order for my village to survive.  Huh?  Oh, sorry, I thought we were still talking about "The Cumger Dames". (28%)