Fuck yeah!! The Davey Mac Sports Program XL is LIVE as always on Saturday on Sirius XM Satellite Radio!! Just tune to the Opie & Anthony (Sirius 206, XM 105) at 7 PM (EST)!! It's gonna be more fun than one of my uncle's famous Dick 'N' Cupcakes parties!! Topics for the show will include:
* Apparently giving sleeping strangers in the hospital foot rubs is looked upon with disapproval!
* The Mile High Club is old news. We'll tell you why the Handjob In A 7-11 Club is all the rage!
* Dr. Pierre Mountain discusses his new self-help book: "I Eat So Many Powdered Doughnuts That Sometimes I Fart Pure Sugar."
* We chat with new Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine on whether or not he would like us to kidnap him and sell him to baseball-loving Arabs.
* Why you shouldn't whistle show-tunes when you're in a capital punishment observatory room and about to watch your cousin get electrocuted.
* Political Activist Maury Beef talks about his dream of getting the United States of America renamed to "Poop Land."
* And controversial chiropractor Burt Hutchinson comments on his new tell-all: "I Like To Heal People By Paralyzing Them!"
See you Saturday on Sirius XM!!