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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 23)

  It's gonna be real nice out today!  What are we gonna do?

a.) We're gonna have a nice picnic followed by some wine and then we'll wrestle and the wrestling match will turn into a tickle-fest and hahahahahaha you're tickling the SHIT out of me please stop, I said fucking STOP---


See?  You see what you get for too much tickling?!?!  Now I had to go and shoot you in the gut!!  Fuck NO, I ain't taking you to a hospital...YOU fucking started this!!!! (51%)

b.) Maybe we should just stay in. (49%)