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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 22)

  Every time I lift some weights, my wrist starts hurting.  How do I correct this?

a.) Stop lifting weights, asshole. (32%)

b.) Is "lifting weights" a code-word for "jerking off blind-folded on an inflatable Bugs Bunny raft in a random stranger's pool"? (34%)

c.) Hmmmm...I thought it was your face that was hurting...because it's killing ME!!  Hahahahaha!!!  Thank you!!  Thanks, everyone!!  I'll be performing stand-up AND will be juggling dildos this weekend at Don's Dicks 'N' Jokes on Route 72!!  Now go fuck off!!  Hahahaha!!  I love this crowd!!!  (34%)