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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 21)

  Have you ever been next to a celebrity in the bathroom?

a.) Yes.  Once I was next to Michael J. Fox at the urinal...we pissed all over the floor...the walls...the sink...and laughed and laughed while we fucking did it!!! (25%)

b.) Once, while on security duty, I ran into an angry Vincent D'Onofrio in the men's room.  I believe I said, "Uh-oh." (26%)

c.) I had to share, for various reasons, a Port-O-Pottie with Neil Patrick Harris once. (22%)

d.) Once I was next to Gwyneth Paltrow in the bathroom stall...ok, ok, fine...I wasn't so much next to her, rather I put a webcam in her toilet and Skyped a video of her going number one.  Big deal. (27%)