Have you ever been next to a celebrity in the bathroom?
a.) Yes. Once I was next to Michael J. Fox at the urinal...we pissed all over the floor...the walls...the sink...and laughed and laughed while we fucking did it!!! (25%)
b.) Once, while on security duty, I ran into an angry Vincent D'Onofrio in the men's room. I believe I said, "Uh-oh." (26%)
c.) I had to share, for various reasons, a Port-O-Pottie with Neil Patrick Harris once. (22%)
d.) Once I was next to Gwyneth Paltrow in the bathroom stall...ok, ok, fine...I wasn't so much next to her, rather I put a webcam in her toilet and Skyped a video of her going number one. Big deal. (27%)