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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 20)

  Today is the first day of Spring.  What is the best Spring myth?

a.) On this day, one can supposedly balance an egg on its small end on a table. (22%)

b.) People's faces melt at noon exactly. (25%)

c.) Trees blow up at midnight. (26%)

d.) Semen that has been ejaculated from a penis can float, and stay suspended in the air for ninety seconds, before turning into beautiful Cum Butterflies. (27%)