Tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day! What are YOU gonna do?!
a.) I'm gonna get so drunk that I'm gonna actually piss vomit out of my dick-hole, and then get into Medical Journals throughout the world as the first person who puked out of his penis!!! (32%)
b.) I'm gonna get so fucked up that I'm gonna shit out of my pussy!! And then...well...same as the guy above, what with the Medical Journals and whatnot!! (14%)
c.) I'm gonna drink so much that I'm gonna light my house on fire and blame it on my ex who I will claim is stalking me...but actually...I'm stalking HER!!! Hahahahaha!!! (30%)
d.) I'm gonna fuck a bunch of small animals and then find the nearest elderly couple and push their faces in mud before shoving knives up my ass!
...But I shall be doing it sober. I don't drink. (24%)