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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 15)

  It's pay day, dogsies!!  What should I do with my money?!

a.) Save it, David. (16%)

b.) Go to the track and let it ride, poo-brain!!! (26%)

c.) Use the cash to start funding the construction of a time machine that is fueled by farts. (28%)

d.) Go on a porn spending-spree...specifically the "Big Fat Greasy Butts Of Chubby, Greek Diner Waitresses Who Like It In The Ass" series. (30%)