It's pay day, dogsies!! What should I do with my money?!
a.) Save it, David. (16%)
b.) Go to the track and let it ride, poo-brain!!! (26%)
c.) Use the cash to start funding the construction of a time machine that is fueled by farts. (28%)
d.) Go on a porn spending-spree...specifically the "Big Fat Greasy Butts Of Chubby, Greek Diner Waitresses Who Like It In The Ass" series. (30%)