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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 14)

  It has been a freakishly temperate, if not downright pleasant, winter season.  What do you attribute this to?

a.) Global warming...with my farts!!! (34%)

b.) All the hot air coming out of those wacky politicians' mouths!  Ha!  ...But seriously, all bad jokes aside, it's probably their farts. (33%)

c.) More cars on the road which create more carbon dioxide which...uh oh...I've got to fart!! (33%)