It has been a freakishly temperate, if not downright pleasant, winter season. What do you attribute this to?
a.) Global warming...with my farts!!! (34%)
b.) All the hot air coming out of those wacky politicians' mouths! Ha! ...But seriously, all bad jokes aside, it's probably their farts. (33%)
c.) More cars on the road which create more carbon dioxide which...uh oh...I've got to fart!! (33%)