I think I'm gonna see "Hugo" today. Is this a good idea?
a.) Hell yes!! It's a Scorcese flick, dawg!!! (30%)
b.) It's a fucking kids' movie, David!! Boooooo!! (2%)
c.) You should go to the doctor and have your stomach looked at instead. Ever since your truTV appearance, you've been farting up a storm, Dave Man!! Life imitating art?! Shit yes!!! Ewwwww!!! (11%)
d.) Instead of giving your cash to the film, donate the dough to a charity, Dave. Here's one that looks good: The Doug Skittles & Beer Fund. It appears to be an organization aimed at getting enough money to buy someone named Doug some Skittles and beer. A worthy cause, me-thinks!!! (28%)
e.) Go fuck yourself instead, Diddy Mac. (1%)
f.) Why don't you draw a really big picture of an apple...and then try to eat said drawing. I'm really high right now. (28%)