It's the weekend! Do you think everybody is really working for it?
a.) Shit yes!!! I just stuffed two bowls of popcorn into my dick-hole now that Friday is here!!! Yeeeeeeooooowww!!!!! (21%)
b.) I work on the weekend, so NO!!! I don't fucking work for it!! I work for Tuesday afternoon!!! And then you know what happens--- popcorn straight up my mother-fucking dick-hole!!! (24%)
c.) I'm unemployed. So you know what that means- seven glorious days of popcorn in the dick-hole!!! (27%)
d.) I work every day of the week, so I never get time off!!! Ugh!!! Luckily, I work at Pete's Popcorn & Dick-Hole Factory so I can get all the popcorn and dick-holes I want!!! Hahahahahahaa!!!! (28%)