Yay, it's March! Do you think it's too early to begin with the Irish stuff in preparation for St. Patty's Day?
a.) No, David! It's fucking March, isn't it?!?! (29%)
b.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Let's wait until at least the 10th, Dave Man! Jesus! (3%)
c.) I'm so fucking drunk already that I just puked on my dog's back, who is wearing a shamrock sweater, while drinking Jameson and listening to the Pogues and cursing out English people and calling my old mother and crying in joy from the time I went to the "Old Country" in the year 2000 and now I'm having some shots with Guinness chaser and let's put on the Dropkick Murphy's and is that guy fookin' lookin' at us because he's seems like a fookin' English tosser, he fookin' does, he better get his arse outta here before we kick the shite out of his bloody knickers and hang 'im from fookin' Big Ben, Erin Go Bragh!!! (68%)