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Davey Mac Sports Program XL shits in the asses of Sirius XM on Saturday!!

  Back and forth, forever, dawg!!  Dave and Pepper are gonna chop the dicks of Satellite Radio on Saturday, and then feed those dicks to hungry owls, who will then be so full they lose the ability to fly, and then are devoured by giant, dick-and-bird loving snakes!!  The magic takes place Saturday on the Davey Mac Sports Program XL!!!  Tune it to to the Opie and Anthony Channel (Sirius 206, XM 105) at 7 PM (EST) for some action so hard-core it will cause MAX Hardcore to state the following: "I thought I was hardcore.  But after hearing Davey Mac's show on Sirius XM, I realize that I am a pussy.  A crying, little-girl-in-a-man's-body, I-put-ice-cream-cones-in-my-ass-and-then-lick-them, God-Damn pussy."

 

*** Saturday's topics include: ***

* Phil Rizzuto resembled a field mouse and 10 other celebrities who look like animals

* 8 more fun places in a nursing home for you to hide feces!

* Best-selling author Richard Gulpie talks about his new book "I Cry When I Jerk Off!"

* Why we're still rooting for Joe Namath and Suzy Kolber to kiss each other.

* ...and then suck it.

* ...and, of course, fuck it.

* Special Correspondent Jimmy Belch discusses the new craze of fat, bald men duct-taping dolls to their asses called "Baldolling"

* Bob Costas re-iterates publicly (again) that he is NOT a midget

* We'll discuss the new Madden 2013 video game and show the secret Easter Eggs in the game (like how if you press A + B + A in the main menu, you can watch a clip of John Madden having a heart attack on Thanksgiving).

* And lastly Dr. Margaret Trugg will tell us why we should be drinking at least two cups of spittle a day!

 

So tune in Saturday to the Davey Mac Sports Program XL on Sirius 206, XM 105 at 7 PM (EST)!!!  Peace!!!