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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Feb. 24)

  So I made my television acting debut last night on truTV, portraying an individual who is a chronic farter.  What is next for me?

a.) Playing a guy who jizzes sporadically on VH1 Classic. (18%)

b.) Acting as a man who throws up intentionally on naughty children on MTV 2. (22%)

c.) Making a special appearance on the show "Jail" on Spike as Drunkard Number Two. (12%)

d.) Portraying a guy who fucks stuff on HBO. (48%)

(see the video here)