So I made my television acting debut last night on truTV, portraying an individual who is a chronic farter. What is next for me?
a.) Playing a guy who jizzes sporadically on VH1 Classic. (18%)
b.) Acting as a man who throws up intentionally on naughty children on MTV 2. (22%)
c.) Making a special appearance on the show "Jail" on Spike as Drunkard Number Two. (12%)
d.) Portraying a guy who fucks stuff on HBO. (48%)
(see the video here)