Tonight I make my acting debut on truTV, on the show "The World's Dumbest", at 9 PM (EST)!! How excited am I?!?!
a.) So excited that I've just farted! (32%)
b.) So incredibly excited that I've visited the grave of this hot girl from high school who died in a car crash and have spanked the jizz all over her headstone! Take THAT, Kelly! (33%)
c.) So ridiculously excited that I just gave a Roman Helmet to my pet cobra, Cocky. Does anyone have snake poison anecdote or some kind offfggf gglbdg bldgbdl.sdfsd ouch sdfsdfsdfdf.......................... (35%)