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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Feb. 23)

  Tonight I make my acting debut on truTV, on the show "The World's Dumbest", at 9 PM (EST)!!  How excited am I?!?!

a.) So excited that I've just farted! (32%)

b.) So incredibly excited that I've visited the grave of this hot girl from high school who died in a car crash and have spanked the jizz all over her headstone!  Take THAT, Kelly! (33%)

c.) So ridiculously excited that I just gave a Roman Helmet to my pet cobra, Cocky.  Does anyone have snake poison anecdote or some kind offfggf gglbdg bldgbdl.sdfsd ouch sdfsdfsdfdf.......................... (35%)