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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Feb. 22)

  I found a shitload of ear wax in my ears today.  What should I do with it?

a.) Dispense of it in the garbage like a normal human being. (8%)

b.) Build the Castle of Ear Wax, home to Ear-Man, Master of the Uni-wax. (32%)

c.) Eat it a little of it.  Come on, you know you want to.  Just a little...to see what it tastes like. (26%)

d.) Put it on the top of your cock-head like a little comb-over/ear wax toupee; and then tell everyone your penis is named Dickald Clump, host of Celebrity Apprentwax. (34%)