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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Feb. 17)

  It's gonna be 53 degrees today in Jersey, in February!  What should I do in this very temperate, if not warm, weather?

a.) Go jump in a lake. (23%)

b.) Go screw. (16%)

c.) Go suck on a lemon. (17%)

d.) Go fuck off. (14%)


Listen, I really am asking for your advice here.  Enough with the negativity.  Now let's try this again...what should I do in this fantastic weather?

e.) OK.  Why don't you plan a nice picnic and when you're getting out the bread you could go fuck yourself. (30%)


Well, I can see we're getting nowhere with this kind of attitude.  Have a great weekend, everyone!!!