Message to the Academy: save one of those Oscars, polish the shit out of it, and have it delivered to me personally by a naked, former Best Actress Winner (hopefully Kathy Bates). Because the world of acting will NEVER be the same after thespian-dynamo David McDonald makes his debut on actual television, Thursday, February 23rd, on truTV!!
The name of the show: "World's Dumbest" on truTV
Date & Time: Thursday, Feb. 23, at 9:00 PM (EST).
I will NOT be one of the people who comment; that honor goes to the likes of Danny Bonaduce and Tonya Harding. No. Instead, I will be acting in one of their bits. I cannot tell you much more. The secrecy of our brilliance must be shrouded in mystery until airtime, like the JFK assassination...or Axl Rose's Chinese Democracy... incidentally, both of which have sold over 500,000 copies.
I will say that the segment has to do with farting. I, being a student of the Method, trained for my role by eating exactly what I would normally eat every fucking day. It was drudgery, I tells ya. It took a tole on my personal life when I farted on my mom's 71st birthday cake. "Now THAT'S how you blow out those fucking candles," I confidently said to my horrified family. Needless to say, I have been told that I will not be invited to any more family gatherings.
So watch me dominate the World Of Television, Thurday the 23rd, on truTV at 9 PM, homies!!! Here's a link to the show! Peace!