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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Feb. 15)

  I feel sick to my stomach and I only slept an hour.  What is wrong with me?

a.) You have a little bug that's going around, David. (37%)

b.) Maybe you shouldn't eat two Burger King double-burgers for breakfast, a reasonable lunch of two sleeves of Fig Newtons for lunch, and an XL Pete & Elda's thin-crust pizza (so that you win a free T-shirt) for dinner.  And then you stay up to watch Linsanity and you dance like a God-Damned school girl when he hits the game-winning shot, mixing all that garbage into one poisonous barf bag that you call a fucking stomach, you shitting freak!!!! (63%)

 

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